"for the team"
riddle-my-hiddles:

thankyouforexistinghaveaniceday:

Level “Ultra-Mega British” unlocked

riddle-my-hiddles:

thankyouforexistinghaveaniceday:

Level “Ultra-Mega British” unlocked

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you could have reblogged that from me

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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babygoatsandfriends:

He was a skater goat
She said see ya later goat
He wasn’t goat enough for her
She turns on the computer screen
Guess what she sees
Skater goat rockin the tumblr scene

babygoatsandfriends:

He was a skater goat

She said see ya later goat

He wasn’t goat enough for her

She turns on the computer screen

Guess what she sees

Skater goat rockin the tumblr scene

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

gr7gatsby:

sirius black is the literal human embodiment of an arctic monkeys song

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

barlee:

This took longer to color than I thought! Plus added an omake hahah <3 I was going to do a proper BG but my computer and I have had enough I think. ….I love these two. <3

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

spicyshimmy:

sex is a lot like an episode of star trek. you roll around together for a while, clothing gets torn, there’s dramatic music, aliens are watching, somebody dies

Read the Printed Word!
NINE & TEN
ARE MY DOCTORS
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NARNIA
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MER LINIAN
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LONG LIVE THE KING
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DUMBLEDORES ARMY
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POTTERHEAD
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HOUSE STARK
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